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10-13-2006, 03:28 AM
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12 October Puns
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:432A4899.8B9A4212@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Compress: Computer newspaper. > > > > Concavity: Criminal with a tooth ache. > > > > Depress: A newspaper printed in Hell. > > > > Express: Failed newspaper. > > > > Oppress: A newspaper about doughnuts. > > > > Repress: To print the paper again. > > > > Depress: To take someone's printing machine away. Cypress: Newspaper in Greece. 
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#2
10-13-2006, 10:17 PM
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Re: 12 October Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:452F07E5.CF20BFFA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:432A4899.8B9A4212@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Compress: Computer newspaper. > > > > > > Concavity: Criminal with a tooth ache. > > > > > > Depress: A newspaper printed in Hell. > > > > > > Express: Failed newspaper. > > > > > > Oppress: A newspaper about doughnuts. > > > > > > Repress: To print the paper again. > > > > > > > Depress: To take someone's printing machine away. > > Cypress: Newspaper in Greece. > Half of it's Turkish. Still, you could use the newspaper to wrap take-away Turkey fried in Greece!
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10-13-2007, 06:17 AM
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Re: 12 October Puns
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:432A4899.8B9A4212@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Compress: Computer newspaper. > > > > Concavity: Criminal with a tooth ache. > > > > Depress: A newspaper printed in Hell. > > > > Express: Failed newspaper. > > > > Oppress: A newspaper about doughnuts. > > > > Repress: To print the paper again. > > > > Depress: To take someone's printing machine away. Cypress: Newspaper in Greece.
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#4
10-13-2008, 01:53 AM
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Re: 12 October Puns
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:432A4899.8B9A4212@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Compress: Computer newspaper. > > > > Concavity: Criminal with a tooth ache. > > > > Depress: A newspaper printed in Hell. > > > > Express: Failed newspaper. > > > > Oppress: A newspaper about doughnuts. > > > > Repress: To print the paper again. > > > > Depress: To take someone's printing machine away. Cypress: Newspaper in Greece.
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#5
10-14-2008, 02:10 PM
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Re: 12 October Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:48F2AA35.D392BB82@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:432A4899.8B9A4212@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Compress: Computer newspaper. > > > > > > Concavity: Criminal with a tooth ache. > > > > > > Depress: A newspaper printed in Hell. > > > > > > Express: Failed newspaper. > > > > > > Oppress: A newspaper about doughnuts. > > > > > > Repress: To print the paper again. > > > > > > > Depress: To take someone's printing machine away. > > Cypress: Newspaper in Greece. Best way ro stop it going rusty!
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