Re: 10/13 Puns

"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
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> > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
> > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
> >
> > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
> > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
> > >
> > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the Human
> > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of his

> > >>caliber?"
> > >
> > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big
bore.
> >
> > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
>
> Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!

Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239.. .
> > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
> > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
> > >
> > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
> > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
> > > >
> > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the Human
> > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of his
>
> > > >>caliber?"
> > > >
> > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big
> bore.
> > >
> > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
> >
> > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
>
> Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.

Balloon: A mad classical dancer.