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  Humor stories > Funny stories : I do not like cable t-v !!!

I do not like cable t-v !!!

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I really hate to complain (sigh) but when I‘m resting at the end of the day, I do NOT need Problems with my Cable T-V!

My Puppy is biting at my big toe, my wife is yelling at me because I`m not helping around the house and I`M TIRED!

My favorite football team is playing and I can`t watch it because it`s blacked out and Cable T-V charges too much!

I`ll watch the news. What in God`s name is wrong now? The picture`s blurry!! .... Geeze, she`s yelling again and he`s humping my leg. I CAN`T Win!!

Maybe I`ll watch a good movie... Oops, the good ones are on "Pay Per View”! Who needs that?

Am flipping through the channels to see if there`s anything good on. Of course not ... doesn`t matter anyway because all I have now is snow, not on the ground, but on my Cable T-V!

There the wife goes again! Why can`t she see that I am watching T-V? Or Snow, that is!

As long as I`m watching snow, I wonder what Satellite T-V is like? Can it be less expensive than Cable? Is the reception better? Can I watch my football games for free? What about black-out games? How much do their movies cost?

There goes the sound, but no picture. what’s that? For god’s sake, they`re talking about Satellite Television! Well since I can’t see what they`re talking about. I’ll listen.

Will you please be quiet? (Why can`t she leave me alone for five minutes?)

I hear from my snow driven T-V set that Satellite is the newest kid on the block and is here to stay.

He`s saying that the technology available now far outweighs Cable T-V. (Really?) and that Satellite has clear pictures all the time with High Definition on EVERY channel. He even said that the picture would be clearer than ever.

NO SNOW?? Oh, my god, I think I’ve died and gone to heaven!!

Gosh, they DO have new movies for FREE, and NO blackouts for my games! That`s great! I’m sure that I heard, (underneath HER muttering)... that Satellite has many MORE channels than Cable.

I love this guy! He`s explaining that one doesn’t need all the extra boxes and wiring that cable has, that his Satellite Company is much less expensive than Cable T-V.

I didn’t know that one can get any program he wants any time of the day, because Satellite T-V has no time barriers. why, I could watch a program from China, even Russia (wonder if they are in English?)

Oh well, I’m already settled with my Cable Company. It would be too much trouble to change now.

I`ll call my Company to see if they can get this damned snow off my Picture ....

Rover just got into the garbage, (that dog can`t stay still for a minute!)….can’t wait for her to start in on me again...

Have been on the phone for over 15 minutes ... a machine told me to be patient; only 25 people ahead of me.

I just yelled at my dog. My Sanity has left me! Soon I’ll be cussing out you know who!

An hour and 20 minutes later, after hearing vile and loud music coming over the phone from the Cable Company, I finally talked to a human being .. who thanked me for my patience(he should only know) and said that they could have someone out to fix the Cable very soon ...two weeks from yesterday!!!

There SHE goes again … and the purp dog is sleeping on my lap!

The announcer on my T-V is saying that the Satellite Company has human support, no waiting.

They can even install the Satellite tomorrow!

You know what ?? I`m calling the Satellite Company !!

Marci L. Bortz is a sucessful internet entreprenuer who is very active in promoting her own sites while helping others to succeed in the Internet Business and Marketing field.

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