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Politician offices of nano tube construction

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Let us make all Politicians build and construct their offices out of carbon nano tube sheets, which are transparent, so we can keep a watchful eye on them.

As you know there are endless applications for carbon nano tubes due to their strength and abilities to conduct electricity. In fact due to their lightweight, strength, transparency and ability to hold a charge the uses are truly endless indeed.

One excellent use for transparent carbon nano tubes would be to make all politicians toe the line and offer the same level of transparency that they hold businesses too when they pass stupid laws inhibiting free enterprise and free commerce like Sarbanes Oxley (SOX).

In fact if we do this we can prevent the Congress men from getting blow jobs from lobbyists and call boys from “K-street” in their offices each and every day. And we can use this footage thru our cell phone digital cameras to see that their honed out rear ends are kicked out of Washington D.C.

Without getting anymore graphic than that, we all know what these politicians are up to. With a license to lie and spend taxpayers monies without retribution for their wasteful pork belly spending, they effectively rip off billions each year. We need to keep a watchful eye on these folks and that is one reason I am so happy about the future of a Washington D.C. constructed out of Carbon Nano Tubes, think on this.

"Lance Winslow" - Online Think Tank forum board. If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance;


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