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3 dogs
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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian`s. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing. The second dog turned to him and asked, `What are you in here for, buddy?` The dog looked depressed. `I`m in big trouble,` he said. `My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats. I just love to go for rides in it. Well, the other day, he took me for a ride and I was so excited, I peed on the nice leather seat. Now he`s having me put to sleep.` `I know how you feel,` said the second dog. `My owners have a beautiful, expensive oriental rug. The other day they were late getting home from work and I just couldn`t help myself. I shit all over their nice carpet and ruined it. They`re having me put to sleep too.` Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room. `So what are you here for?` they asked. `Well`, said the third dog, `my owner likes to do her housework in the nude. The other day, she was vacuuming and she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa and I just couldn`t help myself. I hopped on her back and had the ride of my life.` The other dogs nodded in sympathy. `So she`s having you put to sleep too, huh?` `No,` said the dog, `I`m having my nails clipped.`
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