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Better health cover
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The Queen is visiting one of Australia`s top hospitals and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. `Oh my God,` said the Queen. `That`s disgraceful. What is the meaning of this?` The doctor leading the tour explains, `I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn`t do that five times a day they`ll explode and he would die instantly.` `Oh I am so sorry` said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blowjob. `Oh my God,` said the Queen, `what`s happening there?` The doctor replied, `Same problem, better health cover.`
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