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Chicken farmer-2

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A woman walks into her accountant`s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, `Before we begin, I`ll need to ask a few questions.`
He gets her name, address and social security number and then asks, `What is your occupation?`
The woman replies, `I`m a whore.`
The accountant baulks and says, `No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let`s try to rephrase that.`
The woman says, `OK, I`m a prostitute.`
`No, that is still too crude. Try again.`
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, `I`m a chicken farmer.`
The accountant asks, `What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?`
`Well, I raised over 5000 cocks last year!`

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