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Dad and son on a roa

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This guy was taking His son on a roadtrip...and the man pulls out a bottle of beer. The son looking so amazed goes "Dad can i have one?"
The man replies "Can your dick touch ur ass?"
the son says "No" the dad replies "Then your not old enough" A few miles later the dad pulls out a ciggarette. The son says "Dad can i have a drag" The dad goes " Can your dick touch your ass?"
the son replies once more "No"...The dad then stops off at a gas station noticing that His son isnt having too much fun and buys him a lottery ticket...Turns out the lottery ticket was a winning one.. The dad then goes to the son "Hey how bout u share some of that with ur old man" The sone then replies "Can your dick touch ur ass?"
and the dad in excitement bursts out screaming "Yes Yes Yes!" and the son replies.
"Good...go fuck yourself then..."

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