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Desperate
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A lady, desperate for companionship took out an ad in the local paper. It read: I need a man who won`t beat me up... won`t run away with other women, but he`s gotta be great in bed. The next day the doorbell rang, and she found a quadrapalegic on Her doorstep. "You have no arms." she said. He answered, "I won`t beat you." "You have no legs." she protested. He said, "I won`t run away with other women!" Embarassed she inquired, "How can you be great in bed?" He answers, "I rang the doorbell, didn`t I?" Submitted by Glaci Edited by Curtis
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