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Famous sex quotes
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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin "You know that look women get when they want sex? .. .Me neither." --Drew Carey "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don`t have a good partner, you`d better have a good hand." --Unknown "If it weren`t for pickpockets I`d have no sex life at all." --Rodney Dangerfield "My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." --Bill Kelly "As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen." -- Rev. Sydney Smith "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Woody Allen "Homosexuality is God`s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren`t burdened with children." --Sam Austin "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." --George Burns "It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." --Matt Barry "Leaving sex to the clergy is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Camille Paglia "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns
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