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Famous sex quotes

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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex?
.. .Me neither."
--Drew Carey
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don`t have
a good partner, you`d better have a good hand."

"If it weren`t for pickpockets I`d have no sex life at all."
--Rodney Dangerfield
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it
kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."
--Bill Kelly
"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women
and clergymen." -- Rev. Sydney Smith
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
on Saturday night."
--Woody Allen
"Homosexuality is God`s way of insuring that the truly
gifted aren`t burdened with children."
--Sam Austin
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
--George Burns
"It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
--Matt Barry
"Leaving sex to the clergy is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist."
--Camille Paglia

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

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