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Hair in my spaghetti
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Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary`s pussy.
The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out.
He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!"
The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?"
Gary yells, "There`s a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the fuck out of here!"
The waiter apologizes up and down as he quickly takes the spaghetti away.
Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair."
Gary says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I`d have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"
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