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I'm comming
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A small boy walks into his mother`s room and inadvertently catches her topless. `Mummy, Mummy, what are those?` he says, pointing to her breasts. `Well, son,` she says, `these are... er, balloons. And when I die, they inflate and float me up to heaven.` Incredibly, the boy appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later, while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. `Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Eliza is dying!` `What do you mean?` asks his mother. Well, she`s out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her balloons are out, Daddy`s blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, `God, I`m coming! God, I`m coming!`
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