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Newly-wed couple

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This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u husband: were married now u can tell me any thing wife: im flat chested husband: i dont believe u..prove it so she takes off Her shirt husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too wife: were married now u can tell me any thing husband: im "weighed like a baby" wife: i dont believe you prove it so he takes off his pants wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby? husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!

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