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Old ladies nipple
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One day poor old Lena decided she didn`t want to be in this world any longer. She resolved to commit suicide. She figured the best way was to shoot herself in the heart...but she didn`t know just where her heart was. She called a doctor for the information.
The doctor said that usually on a women, the heart is located about four inches below the left nipple.
Lena followed the directions perfectly and was therefore very surprised to regain consciousness in a hospital.
"I should be dead!" she wailed.
"Don`t worry, lady," the orderly answered, "your knee will mend before you know it!"
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