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On the train
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Rating : 6.10, 72 votes.
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A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class carriage of a train. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman can`t believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again and again he pulls out his penis and wipes the tip. The woman is about to go nuts. She can`t believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass and the man sneezes again. He again takes his penis out and wipes the tip. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, `Three times you`ve sneezed, and three times you`ve removed your penis from your pants to wipe it. What kind of degenerate are you?` The man replies, `I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma`am. I have a very rare condition that means when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.` The woman, now feeling badly, says, `Oh, I`m sorry. What are you taking for it?` The man looks at Her and says, `Pepper`
Rating : 6.10, 72 votes.
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