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Pam and lady di

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Lady Diana and Pamela Anderson die on the same day, and they both go before St.Peter to find out if they`ll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there`s only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in.
St. Peter asks Pamela if there`s some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off Her top and says, "Look at these. They`re the most perfect ones God ever created, and I`m sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."
St. Peter thanks Pamela, and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops Her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of Her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in. Have a nice day."
Pamela is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God`s own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don`t?!!"
"Sorry, Pamela, but a royal flush beats a pair any day."

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