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Pecker falling off


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On having business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Chinese prostitute in Hong Kong.
Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird, green, festering sore growing on his penis.
He went to his doctor, ?Doctor Jones?, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation.
Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion.
Joe contacted Doctor Smith and showed him the green growth.
Doctor Smith said, `I am sorry but Doctor Jones is correct. We must amputate right away.`
Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor.
They must deal with this all the time.
He went to Doctor Chu Wong.
Doctor Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said, `These Western doctors - so quick to Chop, Chop, Chop. Amputation not necessary`
Joe was relieved. Doctor Wong said, `You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own.`


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