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A friend and I were golfing one day when at the 18th hole this guy comes out of nowhere and asks if he could join us. I tell him, "Well, we`re just about done but if you want to join us tomorrow you can. We start at 8 o`clock."
He said, "Great! I`ll be here at 8 o`clock, maybe 8:05..."
So next day he shows up at 8 o`clock and plays scratch golf; he was good. We were going to play again the next day and we invited him to join us. He said, "Great! I`ll be here at 8 o`clock, maybe 8:05..."
So the next day he shows up at 8 o`clock, plays with his opposite hand, and shoots under par! I`m a bit amazed with this guy so I ask him, "You`re a pretty good golfer, beating us with scratch golf and then showing-off by playing just as good with your opposite hand. Just what is you secret?"
He said, "Well...when I wake up in the morning and my wife is lying on her left side, I play left-handed. Or when I wake up in the morning and my wife is laying on her right side, I play right-handed."
So I ask, "what if she is laying on her back?"
"That`s when I get here at 8:05."
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