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Suck it off!

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Three boys lived in an old apartment building.
Their parents warned them against going in the basement, because a crazy old lady lived down there.
One day, the boys were bored, so of course they decided to go see the crazy old lady, and of course she caught them.
"Now you`ll pay!" she cackled, "I`m going to cut off your special parts with the whatever your fathers use at work!"
She went to the first little boy and said "What job does your father have?"
"He`s a lumberjack!"
So she cut off his penis with an axe.
The next little boy said his dad was a computer technician, so she sawed his off with a memory chip.
When the old lady came to the last little boy, she was confused to see him laughing hysterically.
Trying to sound menacing, she towered over the boy and said, "I`ll chop it off!"
The boy stopped laughing for a minute. "Well, my dad works at a candy factory, in the lollipop department. You`re gonna half to suck it off instead!"
Submitted by hotpinkheels
Edited by Curtis

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