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Wedding night

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Three guys who have just got married are sitting in their hotel bar after all the receptions having a beer. As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a bit naive about how many times they can expect to have sex with their new bride that evening.
One devises a plan of how they can relay this information to the others at breakfast without getting a slap.
`All we do is order as many rounds of toast for how many times you had it last night,` he says, and the others readily agree.
At breakfast the next morning, all three guys look very happy with themselves. The first bloke orders cornflakes, and in a loud voice asks for four slices of toast, and the others give him a wink and a thumbs-up.
The next guy orders scrambled eggs, and again in a voice so the others can hear, orders six slices of toast. Again, His mates give him a `good-on-yer` look.
The next guy orders a full English breakfast, and then asks for eight slices of toast. His mates give a low whistle of approval, and as the waiter walks away, the guy says to the waiter, `Oh, and could you make two of those brown, please, mate.`

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