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A man and his dog

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A man was watering is lawn one day when he looked and coming up the street was two hearse`s followed by a man, his dog and a single file line of about 200 men. The guy watering his lawn thought this was rather odd and decided to ask the first guy (with the dog) what was going on. The guy said "that`s my wife in the first hearse, my dog bit Her and she died". The guy watering the lawn said, "Oh, I`m terribly sorry to hear that, what about the second hearse?". The other guy said "well that`s my mother-in-law, my dog also bit Her and she died." The guy with the lawn thinks for a minute and says, "can I borrow your dog?". The guy with the dog responds, "back of the line!".

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