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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells Her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I`ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man`s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells Her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Her sister a telegram to tell Her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling Her that I`ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need Her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he`ll be glad to help her, then adds, "It`s just 99 cents a word." Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she`ll only be able to send Her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send Her the word, `comfortable.`"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want Her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send Her the word, `comfortable?`"
The brunette explains, "My sister`s blonde. She`ll read it slow."

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