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Ghost hick
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A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that`s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you`ve ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That`s really good. I`m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That`s a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That`s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further..Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I`ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You`ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it`s like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn.. From back there I thought you said `goats`!"
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