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Old smart rooster


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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for His chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, `OK, old fart, time to retire.`
The old rooster replies,` come on, you can`t handle ALL these chickens. Look what it`s done to me. Can`t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?`
The young rooster says, `Beat it! You`re washed up and I`m taking over.` The old rooster says `I`ll tell you what, young stud, I`ll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.`
The young rooster laughs, `You know you don`t stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I`ll give you a head start. `The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He`s already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up His shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes His head, `Damn,...third gay rooster I bought this month.`


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