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The plumber has arrived

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A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o`clock. Ten o`clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o`clock, twelve o`clock, one o`clock; no plumber.
She concluded he wasn`t coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived.
He knocked on the door; the lady`s parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"
He replied, "It`s the plumber."
He thought it was the lady who`d said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to come and let him in. When this didn`t happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It`s the plumber!"
He waited, and again the lady didn`t come to let him in. He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It`s the plumber!!!!"
Again he waited; again she didn`t come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, "Who is it?"; "Aarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!" he said, flying into a rage; he pushed the door in and ripped it off its hinges. He suffered a heart attack and he fell dead in the doorway.
The lady came home from her errands, only to see the door ripped off its hinges and a corpse lying in the doorway, "A dead body!" she exclaimed, "Who is it?!"
The parrot said, "It`s the plumber."

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