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Cowboy in bar

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This big rough lookin cowboy walks into the bar. He orders up bottle after bottle of rottgutt liquor and proceeds to get really wasted... In the process he manages to anger just about everyone in the bar by being offensive and rude and being a big obnoxious fool...
Finally he finishes up His 5th bottle and decides he`s had just about enough. He proceeds to get up and swagger out of the bar.
He gets outside to untie His horse from the post and he notices someone has painted His horses balls a real bright shade of yellow.
This pisses him off immensely so he proceeds to blow back into the bar, slamming the doors open and yelling out at the top of His lungs. "JUST WHO IN THE SAM-HELL PAINTED MY HORSES BALLS YELLOW!!"
After everyone in the bar rustles around a bit, a guy in the back of the bar stands up. This guy is HUGE, at least 6`10`` tall, pure muscle...
He says to the cowboy, "I did, so what do you got to say about it, boy!!"
The cowboy looks back at this guy and says "Oh, I was going to let you know the first coat of paint is dry."

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