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Don't hit me hard
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A man walks into a bar and sits down.
He orders a drink and sees a monkey sitting on top of the bar.
He calls over the bartender and says, "Do you mind getting that filthy beast off the bar so I can enjoy my drink?"
The bartender says, "This monkey can do tricks."
The patron says, "What kind of tricks can that filthy animal do?"
He said, "I take this bat and hit the monkey on the head and he will do a back flip, unzip my pants and give me a blow job."
The patron said, "Yeah right, lets see."
The bartender hits the monkey on the head, he does a back flip and unzips the bartenders pants and gives him a blowjob.
The patron said, "WOW, that?s amazing."
The bartender said, "Do you want to give it a try?"
The patron said, "YEAH, but don?t him me on the head that hard."
Submitted by fairytales64
Edited by Curtis
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