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Pirates in bar

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So, there are these two pirates talking in this bar. One`s got a wooden leg and a hook and even a patch too. The other one`s just got the pirate clothes. So the second pirate says to the first, "how`d ya get that wooden leg mate?".
The first reply?s "arrr, it done got bit off bye a varmint shark."
The second pirate is of course impressed, "aye, dat`s really a pirate ting to have happen. How`d ya get dat metal `hook?"
The first reply?s "lost err in a sword fight, bastard cut off me bloody hand!".
"Aye, dat`s really a pirate ting to have happen" says the second pirate, again impressed.
"How`d ya get dat patch on your eye?".
"Well I was up in the crow`s nest eh, and I looked up to spy this seagull" says the pirate`s pirate, "and the damn ting shit right in me eye". In disbelief the second pirate says
"Well, how`d dat make ya blind?"
The first pirate replied: "Arr...first day wit me `ook."

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