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This guy walks into a bar. It was on the second floor.
He sits down and another guy walks up to him. He was dead drunk.
He said, "I betcha I can jump out that thar winder and come right back up."
The other guy said, "Yeah right." Well, the guy jumped out the window.
"Oh my god, he actually did it," said the other guy. The drunk guy seemed to float right back up to the top.
"How did you do that?"
"Well, the air currents hitting the building slowly pushed me back up to the top, you wanna try it?"
"Alright, get out of the way!
The drunk guy walked and sat down at the bar. The bartender said, "Damn it Superman, you`re mean when you`re drunk!
Submitted by Curtis
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