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The ugliest man
Bar jokes
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A guy is sitting all alone at a bar, the bartender looks at him and laughs. The man shrugs it off...
The bartender looks at him and laughs again, the bartender finally went over to the man and said "I`m sorry but you have to be the ugliest man that I have ever seen."
The man replied by saying I don??t think so. I can get any lady that I want.
The bartender looks around and sees a hot big titted blond sitting at the table with her huge boyfriend, and tells the ugly man that he bet $50 that he couldn??t get the woman to even talk to him.
The ugly man agrees and says "I`ll bet another $50 that I can walk straight out the door with her.
The bartender accepted.
The ugly man walked over the girl jumped into His arms and they walked out the door.
The bartender went over to the boyfriend and said, "Damn that sucks but what happened?"
The man replied with "I don??t know. He just stood there lickin His eyebrows."
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