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You're passionate
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Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street.
Stopping her, they saw that she had had far too much to drink. Instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.
They loaded her into the police cruiser, and one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.
As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, but all she would say as she stroked the officer`s arm was, "You`re passionate."
They drove a while longer and asked again, again the same response as she stroked his arm, "You`re passionate."
The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, "Look, we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven`t told us where you live."
She replied, "I keep trying to tell you, you`re passin it!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo and yisman
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