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Blonde quickies 9
Blonde jokes
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 25 cents to use a telephone. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a limo? A: Not everybody has been in a limo. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One`s a bunch a cunning runts ... Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don`t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. Q: What`s the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won`t follow you around for a week.
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