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Do as daddy says

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Just Like Daddy Said...
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that
visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off
work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was
going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up
and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her
daddy`s advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she
should wait for a snow plow to come
by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow
drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a
little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow
it. As she followed the snow plow, she was feeling very smug
as they continued and she was not having any problem with the
blizzard conditions.
After quite some time had passed, she was somewhat
surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out
and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down
her window.
The driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had
been following him for quite a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her
daddy`s advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a
The driver replied, "Well that`s just fine honey, and you
can keep it up if you want. I`m done here with the K-Mart
parking lot and and I gotta go cross the way to Sam`s next..."

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