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Hospital visit
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A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn".
"I think you mean the `intern,` don`t you?" asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a `contamination.`"
"You mean `examination,`" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the `fraternity ward`, anyway."
"I`m sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied, "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity.what`s the difference? All I know is I haven`t demonstrated in two months and I think I`m stagnant."
Submitted by Curtis
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