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Hot blonde driver

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One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car
for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to
roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the
nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop dead
blonde the works. "I`ve pulled you over for speeding
ma`me..could I see your drivers license...? "...Whats a
license...??" replied the blonde. Instantly giving away the
fact that she was as a stump. Its usually in your wallet...
replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes the
driver managed to find it. Now may I see your registration!!
Asked the cop. Registration.whats that...?asked the
blonde. Its usually in your glove compartment said the cop
impatiently after some more fumbling she found the
registration. Ill be back in a minute.. the cop said and
walked back to His car. The officer phoned into the dispatch
to run a check on the womans license and registration. After
a few moments the dispatcher came back. Ummm is this woman
driving a red sports car. Yes.Replied the officer. Is she
a drop dead gorgeous blonde? asked the dispatcher. Uh...Yes
replied the cop. Heres what you do..said the
dispatcher.Give her stuff back and drop your pants.
WHAT!!?Icant do that. Its .. Inappropriate..exclaimed
the cop. Trust me.Just do it..said the dispatcher. So the
cop goes back to the car gives back the license and
registration and drops His pants, just as the dispatcher
said. The blonde looks down and sighs.. Ohh no...not
ANOTHER breathalyzer.

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