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Ordering drinks

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3 blondes walked into a bar. The bartender asked the first what she wanted.
She replied "I`ll have a bl." He thought a moment and then asked her
"What`s a bl?" She replied, "Well, duh, a bl is a Bud Lite."
He turned to the second one and asked what she wanted. She replied "Make mine
a ml." He thought ok, if a bl is Bud Lite, then ml could be Michelob or
something, and said, "OK, what`s a ml?" She replied, "Well, duh, it`s a
Miller Lite."
He then turned to the 3rd one and asked what she wanted. She replied "I`ll
have a 15." He said, "Ok, bl is Bud Lite, and ml is Miller Lite, but I have
never heard of a 15. What is it ?" She said, "Well, duh, it`s a 7-7."

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