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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She`s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: I`ll tell you tomorrow.
Q: Why can`t the blonde make ice cubes?
A: She lost the recipe.
Q: How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A: With a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: How does a blond know if she`s on her way home or on her way to work?
A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby`s diapers every month?
A: The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
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