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Trucker and blonde

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OK, so there`s this blonde driving down the road in her
brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She`s
cruisin` about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She
comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home
and is taking up both lanes. To Her disliking, he is only
going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get
past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a
foot of His rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her
on His ass, and motions for Her to get off of it, but to her
it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since Her first
attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and
begin flashing Her headlights, hopefully making herself more
visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees Her on
his ass, and this time motions for Her to pull over to the
side of the road.

The trucker steps out of his
vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet
in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs Her not
to move until he tells Her to. Naive as she was, she agrees
to it and steps inside it.

The trucker goes back to
his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He
walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and
beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand
new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he
throws the bat in His truck and walks over to the blonde.
When he gets there, to His astonishment, she is rolling
around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why
are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!" She
is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can
make out, "While you weren`t looking I stepped out of the

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