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Aol addiction poem

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My computer broke down.
It crashed and burned!
And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay busy...
And keep it off my mind.
It was worse than cigarettes, at least butts I can find! So I went to Wal-Mart, and got on their pc.
The cashier in electronics was staring at me.
But I didn`t care. I had to get on line! Check my mail, and see what buddies I can find.
I drew a crowd as I began to cry.
I couldn`t find the password no matter how hard I tried! I need my AOL! I got to have my fix!
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The cashier called Security! I heard her whisper low, "We have ourselves a Psycho here and she has got to go!"
Security rushed over. Not long did he stall.
Obviously he has never suffered from AOL withdrawal. He slapped cuffs on my wrists and threw me out the door!
Then he looked at me and said, "Don`t come round here no more!"
I feel so embarrassed! I have sunk so low! To be kicked out of Wal-Mart. How low can I go?
So I`ll try really hard now to rid myself of this affliction.
Get rid of these bad habits and my AOL addiction!

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