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Buying cars like computers

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>> Helpline
General Motors helpline, how can I help you?
I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!
Did you put the key in the ignition?
What`s an ignition?
>> Helpline
It`s a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.
Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?
>> Helpline
General Motors helpline, how can I help you?
Your cars suck!
>> Helpline
What`s wrong?
It crashed, that`s what went wrong!
>> Helpline
What were you doing?
I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed, and now it won`t start!
>> Helpline
It`s your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?
I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn`t crash anymore!
>> Helpline
General Motors helpline, how can I help you?
Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks.
>> Helpline
Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?
How do I work it?
>> Helpline
Do you know how to drive?
Do I know how to what?
>> Helpline
Do you know how to drive?
I`m not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!

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