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Computer viruses

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Your 1.3 GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3 GB.
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Every three minutes it reminds you that you`re paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Terminates and stays resident. It`ll be back...
Prevents your system from spawning any child process without joining into a binary network.
Prints "oh no you don`t" whenever you choose "Abort".
Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn`t allow the user to accomplish anything.
Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.
It starts by boldly stating "Read my docs...No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, and then blames it on the Congressional virus.
Makes your P133 machine perform like a 286/AT
It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense".

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