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It was time for Bill Gates to make the transition from his earthly home.
St. Peter agreed to be his guide.
Since Bill had been such an important person on earth, St. Peter decided to allow him to make a choice between Heaven and Hell.
So Bill was first escorted to a tour of Hell, it was not at all what he expected.
It was actually a pleasant spot, with good food, wine, and music, entertainment, beautiful women an all around very fine place.
St. Peter and Bill then toured Heaven; again Bill was surprised it was a stark and dreary place, very simple and pastoral with only very basic amenities.
Bill was not impressed, and so he chose Hell as his preferred destination.
A few weeks later, St Peter paid a visit to Hell to check in on Bill.
Bill was extremely unhappy, tied up to a post with flames all around him, burning, hungry, and scared.
He called out to St. Peter, "Hey, this is not what I expected! What went wrong? How could I have made such a mistake?"
St. Peter listened patiently and then replied, "Bill, I`m sorry about the misunderstanding, but what you first saw was only a demo!"
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