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Computer jokes Rating : 5.14, 22 votes. Reviews : 21 [add review]

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when
an electrical malfunction disabled all of the
aircraft`s electronic navigation and communications
equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot
could not determine the helicopter`s position and
course to fly to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it,
circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in
the helicopter`s window. The pilot`s sign said
"WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to
the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a
building window. Their sign read:
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at His map,
determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport,
and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked
the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign
helped determine their position.
The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the
MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically
correct, but completely useless answer."

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