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M.y.a.s.s.


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This memo is to announce the development of a new software
system which will be Year 2000 compliant. known as:
"Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS).
Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show
MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the
month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a
good look at MYASS.
We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently
only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction
will be removed after MYASS expands.
Some employees have begun using the program already. This
morning I walked into a subordinate`s office and was not
surprised to find that he had His nose buried in MYASS. Some
of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of
MYASS.
Last week my secretary said to me, "I`m a little nervous, I
never put anything in MYASS before." I helped her through the
first time and afterward she admitted that it was relatively
painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it
again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS.
There have been concerns over the virus that was found in
MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been
eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future,
however, protection will be required prior to entering
MYASS.
This database will encompass all information associated with
the business. As you begin using the program, feel free to
put anything you want in MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we
envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor
to hand work to an employee and say, "here, stick this in
MYASS."



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