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Puppies don't surf...
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Why Dogs don`t surf the web...
Can`t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.
Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
Can`t help attacking the screen when they hear "You`ve Got Mail."
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they`re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
`Cause dogs ain`t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manouever.
Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg.
Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
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