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Signs of the times

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You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You haven`t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in a year.
You have a list of fifteen phone numbers to reach your family of three.
Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised.
Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.
You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date...and now sells for half the price you paid.
Cleaning up the dining area means gettting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
You get most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person!
You consider second day air delivery painfully slow.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven`t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing

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