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The new work virus

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There is a new virus going around called WORK.
If you receive any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, the
Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague, do not open
it. Those who have opened WORK have found that their social
life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any
WORK at all, purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your
boss with the words `This is too much for me, I`m going out
for a soda. This better not be here when I get back.` Your
brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive
WORK in paper document form, simply lift the document and
drag the WORK to your trash can.
Send this message to all your friends in your address book.
If you do not have anyone in your address book, then the WORK
virus has already corrupted your life!

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