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Two digits for a date song

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Two Digits for a Date (to the tune of "Gilligan`s Island,"
more or less)

Just sit right back and you`ll hear a tale Of the doom that
is our fate. That started when programmers used Two digits
for a date. Two digits for a date.

Main memory was smaller then; Hard disks were smaller, too.
"Four digits are extravagant, So let`s get by with two. So
let`s get by with two."

"This works through 1999," The programmers did say. "Unless
we rewrite before that It all will go away. It all will go

But Management had not a clue: "It works fine now, you bet!
A rewrite is a straight expense; We won`t do it just yet. We
won`t do it just yet."

Now when 2000 rolls around It all goes straight to @#%&, For
zero`s less than ninety-nine, As anyone can tell. As anyone
can tell.

The mail won`t bring your pension check It won`t be sent to
you When you`re no longer sixty-eight, But minus thirty-two.
But minus thirty-two.

The problems we`re about to face Are frightening, for sure.
And reading every line of code`s The only certain cure. The
only certain cure.

(key change, big finish)

There`s not much time, There`s too much code. (And
Cobol-coders, few) When the century is finished with, We may
be finished, too. We may be finished, too.

Eight thousand years from now I hope That things weren`t
left too late, And people aren`t then lamenting Four digits
for a date. Four digits for a date.

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