Follow directions!

The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he
go ahead and use the Ladies room, but cautioned him against
using any of the buttons inside. The Buttons were marked "WW,
WA, PP, and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the
importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity
get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and
immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He
thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!" Still curious
he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm
air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out
of this world! The Button marked "PP" yielded a large powder
puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well,
naturally he couldn`t resist the last button marked "ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for
the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to
me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on
a business trip!"

The nurse replied, "Yes you were having a great time until
you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic
Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow!"

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