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Why do men die first

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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect Her from the rat race ... you`re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework ... you`re a pansy.
If you work too hard ... there`s never any time for her.
If you don`t work enough ... you`re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of Her ... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you ... It`s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks ... It`s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet ... It`s male indifference.
If you cry ... you`re a wimp.
If you don`t ... you`re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting Her ... you`re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she`s a liberated woman.
If you ask Her to do something she doesn`t enjoy ... that`s domination.
If SHE asks you ... It`s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you`re a pervert.
If you don`t ... you`re gay.
If you like a woman to shave Her legs and keep in shape ... you`re sexist.
If you don`t ... you`re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you`re vain.
If you don`t ... you`re a slob.
If you buy Her flowers ... you`re after something.
If you don`t ... you`re not thoughtful.
If you`re proud of your achievements ... you`re full of yourself.
If you don`t ... you`re not ambitious.
If she has a headache ... she`s tired.
If you have a headache ... you don`t love Her anymore.
If you want it too often ... you`re oversexed.
If you don`t ... there must be someone else.
Bottom Line: Men die first because they want to.

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